mattmacabre replied to your post: My friend sent me a link to the Loki Gif tag….. …

LOL @ the tag xD

Yeah constantly trolling my tags to see if people actually read that shit.

My friend sent me a link to the Loki Gif tag…..

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Nothing will get done now!!

I can’t even fucking function right now!!!

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celteros:

Mercuralia ~
In Graeco-Roman belief, and later in Romano-Celtic assimilation, the god Mercury (Hermes) was thought to have invented masturbation and taught it to his son Faunus (Pan). The Greeks called it thrypsis, “the rubbing,” and in Latin it was known as masturatus. 
Mercuralia was the celebration known also as the “Festival of Mercury”. Mercury was thought to be the God of merchants and commerce as well as the patron of masturbation. On 15 May, merchants would sprinkle their heads, bodies, ships, merchandise and businesses with water taken from the well at Porta Capena. But some believe they would sprinkle themselves with another liquid as well.
Obscure sources suggest that although not a part of the public proceedings, men would masturbate in honor of Mercury on this day because of the belief he was the creator of the act and that doing so would bring virility and sexual prowess.
As with other aspects, the Celts were influenced by Roman ways and beliefs after the two cultures began to merge in some areas. Given what we believe of the sexual nature of the Celts and the notion that auto-erotic expression was also likely not thought unseemly to them - it is likely they may have observed Mercuralia after Romanization in similar fashion.
With the fact that May is now known as masturbation month, an auto-erotic experience could seem an appropriate Mercuralia observation nowadays as well…
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Never been prouder of my Patron Diety
baddest bitches in the game….
peroxides:

fuckyeahhommeboys:

Uh he’s not gay…is he

lol r u srs rn?
omg yes!

Questions

Rules:
  • Post the rules.
  • Answer the questions the tagger set for you and make 11 new ones.
  • Tag eleven people to your post and link them to your post.
  • Let them know you’ve tagged them

1.What’s a serious deal breaker in a relationship?

Emotional Cheating, I can’t abide it. the only thing i get insanely jealous about….

2. One moment you want to relive?

None of them. I experienced it already. I find repeating intense experiences cheapens the moment and it just feels forced. that’s what memories are for.

3. If you had the chance to marry your celebrity idol and leave behind you lover would you?

For Pete Wentz in a heartbeat, I wouldn’t even think twice. but i’m civil enough to tell my partners i would leave them in a second for him.

4. One drug you want to try?

I will not disclose, tried it already, it was So-so.

5. Time period you want to live in.

I feel my rabid existentialism and genderpunk variations would be best suited to the 70’s. as Much as I’d love to live in a victorian time frame. I wouldn’t last two seconds without what i consider basic amenities.

6. One thing you remove from the world to make it a better place?

Ashlee Simpson (the solution to world peace I swear by it.


7. Nine words exactly that describe you.


punk, quirky, variant, tenacious, cunning, controlling, ridiculous, spoiled, misunderstood

8. If you could be a hermaphrodite would you? (Cuz I think I would…)

the idea has crossed my mind but if i had any say, and well if it existed as real. i would be a zerophiliac so i could just switch back and forth as i choose.

9. Which means more what your family thinks of you or what your friends think of you? (Keeping in mind your friends chose to be with you….>.>…<.<….)


My mother aside I would have to say neither.

10. Do you go out of your way to make people think your deliciously sinful?


Lol I do, quite a bit. Most people that really get to know me tend to be shocked with how vanilla and prudish I actually am.

11. Favorite category of things. (Mine’s baked goods) 

Submissive agoraphobic men.

Questions for your Faces:

1. Where, when, what and with who? If you had control of all of those things.

2. Deepest aspiration (feel free to elaborate)

3. Who in the entertainment industry(including artists and writers) do you think is complete and utter shit.

4. Procreation in your future? Yay or nay. and why or why not.

5. If you could be anyone for a day, Who would you be, and what would you do?

6.What was the last thing you dreamed about?

7.Do you believe in or practice Magic(k)

8.What was your most recent Karmic Payoff? Was it Awesome or were you righteously Smited for your wrongs?

9. Favorite Song or first one that comes to mind (I legitimately want to know)

10.Extrovert or Introvert (i mean we’re doing a survey on tumblr so i think the question answers itself.)

11.How much money would it take for you to kill someone you know nothing about?


A bit excited to see who does this., tag me if you do it!

Miss thang, why in the hell was i not following you in the first place?

lolz no clue! its a wonderful place and ur blog rox.

Hey Prava! I haven't talked to you in a while and I could go for a midnight chat sometime. I hope things are well with you love!

OMg yes it has been long overdue!!! sorry i’m always worried about bugging you! forget you have insomnia like mine!

so much to catch you up on!

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Robert Sheehan on the cover of The Hunger Magazine, issue 2. Out 10th May 2012

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Me and my mother discussing why she should watch game of thrones.

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